I'm [not] a Good Speller

Wut if my words wer restricted
To those which I new how to spell?
My sentences wood then short ten,
As I'd struggle not to misspell.
My level of conversation,
Wood become elementary.
It'd cause quite a complication,
Finding wirds supplementary..

Therefore I won't try to do this,
I'll rely on spell check to aid,
Instead of looking quite stupid,
As if I wer still in therd grade.

Limerick Friday- Sickly

The girl over there is quite sick,
Be careful or she could inflict.
One cough or a wheeze,
Or big giant sneeze,
And then we could all become sick!

Limerick Friday- The girl with an automobile

A girl with an automobile,
Got pranked by a boy a great deal.
When she pranked him back
He declared "What of that!"
And continued to prank her with zeal. 

Fire Fighter (second half done with a little help from Gene Hole)

Why fight fire with fire?
Whoever coined that was a liar.
For when you fight fire with fire,
The flames just get higher and higher!

We'ld better to fight fire with water,
If we don't want the flames getting hotter.

Anticlimatic poems-

A blonde , Brunet, and Redhead,
Were walking through a park.
A big mean dog did see them,
And it started to bark.
All seemed to be quite harmless,
Until the dog got loose!
There was no way to calm it,
Its temper wouldn't reduce!
So like a streak of lightning,
The dog began to chase.
What started as a simple stroll
Had now become a race!
So they ran and ran and ran
They didn't know what to do!
I couldn't think of a punch line,
So I guess this joke is through.