How To Jibber Jabber (a Limerick Friday collection)

Jammer and stammer lucuatiously
Nonsense and babbles continuoslly
As long as your words
All come out absurd,
You've mastered Jibber Jabber correctly.

Politeness

Ever underestimated,
Chilvary is claimed outdate.
We claim that it is for the birds,
That we've no need for tactful words.

If we'd reverse this viral trend,
Stand side by side to help defend;
Interactions in our life
Shall be harmonious; less strife.

What's In A Name

Names can hold value,
They carry some weight.
Some are more simple
While others ornate.
People will judge them,
Despite if it's fare.
For some sound common
Ands others more rare.

Daughter

Im thanking my God who has blessed me,
In giving to us our first baby.
Through diapers despairing,
Grace always prevailing.
Strength not from me- from the Almighty.

Winter Over The Mountain

Oh dear sweet Skouylkill county,

Where art thine snow plow truck?

When er' you're not around us,

The roads are all a'muck.

We slip and slide,

And Swerve and glide,

In many a perilous spot

If you'ld but plow

Ahead of us now,

In peral you would find us not

A Quest Completed

Forever, for she's the very best.
To her my love I shall invest
And therefore thusly ends my quest.
I cannot be at all more blessed,
With her I cannot help succeed.
Her love is all I'll ever need.

I'm Not Bragging

I do declare,
I am aware, 
I have the best
Of anywhere.